From a Bagel's Eye

It was a nice fresh day, I had just been born in the shop which i now lived. on my first day I was glazed and sat in a nice warm place so comfy! not much longer after that i was adopted by a nice man. he paid the 1.25 for me and signed my adoption papers (the receipt) and away we went, but there was something very strange about this man. He wore a nice black suit with a solid black tie. I tried not to pay much attention to it but i couldn't help thinking there was something very strange about my new family. As we walked down the street i noticed another man dressed in exactly the same manner. He was holding a suit case and as we walked by all of a sudden my father (the man who bought me) had the suit case in his hand. That's when it dawned on me my father was a secret agent! he took the suit case opened it up in side i saw the Presidential seal along with many fancy spy stuff. My dad took a bit out of me and i kind of chuckled under my breath. Then out of no where this pigeon comes up and sits on the bench next to me and my dad. My dad is such a sharing guy, so he took a piece of me and kind of threw it to the side of the bird, but the bird was unfazed it did not want a piece of me it wanted all of me. frantically my dad tries to shew the fiend off but he was persistent. Finally my dad threw me to safety and i landed softly on the side walk, but now there was a bigger problem the pigeon had jumped into my dads spy suit case. Me and my dad just kind of stared at it, then all of a sudden it jumped and then it jumped again chasing my dad around the bench and then seeing an Innocent by stander start chasing her as well. Thank God she was fast. Just when we thought the worst was over a laser shooter appeared out of the suit case and began shooting at my father. "Watch out dad" I screamed as my dad took cover behind a door way. finally thinking that my dad is safe, but then two rockets come out of the side of the suit case and it takes to the air like a fighter jet shooting everything in sight cars bystanders, and most importantly my dad! He jumped out of the way of the lasers flying just over his head. He landed right next to me, and i cold see a light bulb turn on in his head. he was going to use me as bait to get the pigeon out of the case. so he picked me up ran straight into the street and began to dangle me in front of the case. slowly and gently the case landed and out peeked the head of the pigeon. my father wasn't truly going to give me up he was just using me as a distraction. they stood there in a dead lock. Slowly my dad begins to walk forward trying to get to the case. The pigeon noticed and shut the case and pulls out the laser cannon. He waved at my dad to set me down and walk away, But my dad is smart. He threw me straight up into the air! the pigeon peaked his head out o f the case and threw the top open. my dad ran straight for the the devious bird and scared it out of the case. as i fell i landed right in the middle of the case hitting a big red button, then everything went dark. so i just sat there wondering what might have happened i figured that i had landed in the case and it had shut on me. as i sat there i heard the most horrible sounds like a rocket taking off. then all of a sudden it felt like the case was flying! finally after several minutes the case opened up and there i went flying straight out of the case into the big blue sky. I began to fell and as i fell i saw my father flying straight towards this huge rocket. finally i landed once again safely on the hard sidewalk and as for the pigeon well he became like my uncle... what a crazy day.