Would you rather

Would you rather have living eye brows that crawled around your face or a trail of paprika everywhere you go?

I would chose the paprika only because i feel as though i am very self-conscious when it comes to my face. though that would be a hard life to live leaving a trail of paprika everywhere you go. I mean just think if you went to wal-mart with that "clean up on every isle that guy goes to". and then people would think you were just pulling some sort of prank on them. yup I'm convinced that this life would probably suck... and then what if you were playing hide and go seek.. uuh that just would not work! or if you were running from a killer or a monster or a politician. they would always know where you are at!! AHHH!!! NO NOT THE POLITICIANS!!! but then again what if you became a chef and your main ingredient was paprika than that would awesome and you could always solve the politician problem by carrying a gun, and being willing to use it... hmm but then again if you did kill someone the cops would know right where to find you. gosh maybe i didn't make the right choice. and think about walking around your house... man people would hate you. the more i look into this the more i know i made the wrong choice! but then again ;)